The Last Stand Bar & Grill and the Management thereof take no responsibility for altered perceptions, realities, timelines, or other consequences and maintains that this is a cold deterministic uncaring weave of quantum mechanics set in motion at the moment of the Big Bang. Unless it wasn’t. Either way, it’s not my fault.

All artwork was created by M. Lee using AI tools and/or post-processing. Reasonable care is taken not to emulate any individual artists other than the author.

All writing is the original work of Marathon Lee. AI is utilized as a force multiplier for art, research, editing, therapy, et al, but not the written word.

Rumors that materials are dictated or otherwise provided by spirits, imps and/or Muses in the darkest hours of the pre-dawn night are ridiculous, unproven and almost certainly false.

Rumors that I started those rumors are neither confirmed nor denied.

All Last Stand Bar & Grill works are fictional. Any resemblance to real events or entities living, dead, or undead are purely coincidental.

Cookies & Data — Management does not collect anything. The web host might. Skynet probably does but that’s between you and our robot overlords. It’s not my fault.

Messages sent via the “Speak to the Manager” button will be reviewed if and when I get around to it. I mean, seriously…look at this place.